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Sarcastic cat quote

I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and kill a cat…

Sarcastic cat quote

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Commitment

Be involved in things but don’t commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited…
Commitment

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The Worst Cheesy Chat Up Lines
The Worst Cheesy Chat Up Lines

There is nothing cheesier than a chat up line.

We have collected the best of the worst cheesy chat up lines … Guys take note these wont work, please please stop using cheesy chat up lines!

1. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Cheesy chat up lines

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Bill Turnbull was reading a piece on the NHS on live breakfast news when he stumbled over the word ‘clients’, it resulted in a word sounding very similar to the c-bomb!

A BBC spokesman said: “Bill unintentionally stumbled over his words and we apologise if any offence was caused.”

The BBC presenter went on to tweet this

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The Very Best Animal ‘Soon’ Photos
The Very Best Animal ‘Soon’ Photos

They are coming for us and each other by the look of these animal soon photos!

Animal soon photos

That is one creepy ass cat!

Animal soon photos

Cows are surprisingly good at spying

Animal soon photos

Well that would scare the shit out of me!

Soon, very soon

So cute…but so deadly

Creepy owl is watching you

Lets face it, owls have always been a bit suspect…

animals plotting against humans

Awww bambi is all grown, and looking for revenge!

Cat stalks dog

Behind you, he’s behind you!

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

Wait…why is there even an alpaca in a car??

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

He has his eye on you…

The cows are watching you

See what did we tell you about the cows and spying!

Creepy cat picture

Wow…. good job the turkey already kicked the bucket!

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

Sheep and their crazy ass eyes have always been on my to watch list!

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

Just the one eye… watching, always watching

The cats are coming

Walked in on one of their plotting meetings by accident…

Well that is just plain creepy

OMG what even is that??

Creepy ass cows

Again with the cows, word seems to have got out as the group plotting gets more intense

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

Dodgy looking ostrich right there

Sloth is coming for you

Funny thing with sloths, either cute as bunnies or looking like they want to kill you if only they could move a bit faster

sneaky cat

The will never notice him there…

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

My horse is always doing this…. yeah when I let him roam around the house at the weekend…

The Very Best Animal 'Soon' Photos

Its in the eyes…all in the eyes.

The cats are plotting

Always have a lookout, its the key to all great plots!

26 Tinder Comebacks We Can All Swipe Right To
26 Tinder Comebacks We Can All Swipe Right To

These amazing tinder comebacks had us laughing out loud here. Some of these are good enough to make you change your mind about that weirdo who sent that odd message in the first place.

We love a good tinder comeback, you might not be able to find love on tinder but you sure will be able to find some good wit and have a laugh!

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