Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
We have collected the best of the worst cheesy chat up lines … Guys take note these wont work, please please stop using cheesy chat up lines!
Bill Turnbull was reading a piece on the NHS on live breakfast news when he stumbled over the word ‘clients’, it resulted in a word sounding very similar to the c-bomb!
A BBC spokesman said: “Bill unintentionally stumbled over his words and we apologise if any offence was caused.”
The BBC presenter went on to tweet this
Memo to self: never confuse 'customers' with 'clients' on air. It's just asking for trouble…
— Bill Turnbull (@billtu) July 21, 2015
They are coming for us and each other by the look of these animal soon photos!
That is one creepy ass cat!
Cows are surprisingly good at spying
Well that would scare the shit out of me!
So cute…but so deadly
Lets face it, owls have always been a bit suspect…
Awww bambi is all grown, and looking for revenge!
Behind you, he’s behind you!
Wait…why is there even an alpaca in a car??
He has his eye on you…
See what did we tell you about the cows and spying!
Wow…. good job the turkey already kicked the bucket!
Sheep and their crazy ass eyes have always been on my to watch list!
Just the one eye… watching, always watching
Walked in on one of their plotting meetings by accident…
OMG what even is that??
Again with the cows, word seems to have got out as the group plotting gets more intense
Dodgy looking ostrich right there
Funny thing with sloths, either cute as bunnies or looking like they want to kill you if only they could move a bit faster
The will never notice him there…
My horse is always doing this…. yeah when I let him roam around the house at the weekend…
Its in the eyes…all in the eyes.
Always have a lookout, its the key to all great plots!
These amazing tinder comebacks had us laughing out loud here. Some of these are good enough to make you change your mind about that weirdo who sent that odd message in the first place.
We love a good tinder comeback, you might not be able to find love on tinder but you sure will be able to find some good wit and have a laugh!