Quotes

Quotes

Here we have our unique collection of quotes for you to share wherever you want! We hope you love them as much as we do.

Sarcastic quote

953
Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
Sarcastic cat quote

983
I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and...
Like a fish needs a raincoat

1046
I need you like a fish needs a raincoat...
Your kind of crazy

1061
I don't understand your specific type of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it!
Commitment

1070
Be involved in things but don't commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited...
Sarcastic quote about cats

1522
Cats are like dogs for lazy people.
Sarcastic quotes

559
My boyfriend isn't allowed in the pool without armbands, what are you trying to drown and escape this relationship?!
sarcastic quote

330
I'm not arguing I am simply explaining why I am right.
Sarcastic Exercise Quote

696
I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for like 30 years, that's 10,950 sit ups and not one ab to show...
Love yourself

829
You either like me or you don't - Love yourself, don't wait for other people to do it.
Celery ewwwww

591
Little miss busy

577
Women summed up

552
Bag of idiots left open

749
Pretty clever little devil

726
Office hell

618
No need to your repeat yourself!

535
Alphabet soup argument

494
Sunday was going to well

473
Could you text?

461

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