Quotes

Quotes

Here we have our unique collection of quotes for you to share wherever you want! We hope you love them as much as we do.

Sarcastic quote

1001
Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
Sarcastic cat quote

1022
I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and...
Like a fish needs a raincoat

1088
I need you like a fish needs a raincoat...
Your kind of crazy

1098
I don't understand your specific type of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it!
Commitment

1115
Be involved in things but don't commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited...
Sarcastic quote about cats

1565
Cats are like dogs for lazy people.
Sarcastic quotes

589
My boyfriend isn't allowed in the pool without armbands, what are you trying to drown and escape this relationship?!
sarcastic quote

352
I'm not arguing I am simply explaining why I am right.
Sarcastic Exercise Quote

721
I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for like 30 years, that's 10,950 sit ups and not one ab to show...
Love yourself

860
You either like me or you don't - Love yourself, don't wait for other people to do it.
Celery ewwwww

610
Little miss busy

604
Women summed up

573
Bag of idiots left open

781
Pretty clever little devil

751
Office hell

640
No need to your repeat yourself!

559
Alphabet soup argument

516
Sunday was going to well

492
Could you text?

481

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