Quotes

Quotes

Here we have our unique collection of quotes for you to share wherever you want! We hope you love them as much as we do.

Sarcastic quote

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Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
Sarcastic cat quote

1119
I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and...
Like a fish needs a raincoat

1184
I need you like a fish needs a raincoat...
Your kind of crazy

1169
I don't understand your specific type of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it!
Commitment

1213
Be involved in things but don't commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited...
Sarcastic quote about cats

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Cats are like dogs for lazy people.
Sarcastic quotes

656
My boyfriend isn't allowed in the pool without armbands, what are you trying to drown and escape this relationship?!
sarcastic quote

417
I'm not arguing I am simply explaining why I am right.
Sarcastic Exercise Quote

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I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for like 30 years, that's 10,950 sit ups and not one ab to show...
Love yourself

922
You either like me or you don't - Love yourself, don't wait for other people to do it.
Celery ewwwww

651
Little miss busy

656
Women summed up

624
Bag of idiots left open

848
Pretty clever little devil

828
Office hell

699
No need to your repeat yourself!

619
Alphabet soup argument

573
Sunday was going to well

547
Could you text?

522

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