Quotes

Quotes

Here we have our unique collection of quotes for you to share wherever you want! We hope you love them as much as we do.

Sarcastic quote

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Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
Sarcastic cat quote

939
I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and...
Like a fish needs a raincoat

998
I need you like a fish needs a raincoat...
Your kind of crazy

1011
I don't understand your specific type of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it!
Commitment

1029
Be involved in things but don't commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited...
Sarcastic quote about cats

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Cats are like dogs for lazy people.
Sarcastic quotes

523
My boyfriend isn't allowed in the pool without armbands, what are you trying to drown and escape this relationship?!
sarcastic quote

308
I'm not arguing I am simply explaining why I am right.
Sarcastic Exercise Quote

672
I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for like 30 years, that's 10,950 sit ups and not one ab to show...
Love yourself

800
You either like me or you don't - Love yourself, don't wait for other people to do it.
Celery ewwwww

572
Little miss busy

558
Women summed up

531
Bag of idiots left open

728
Pretty clever little devil

699
Office hell

593
No need to your repeat yourself!

511
Alphabet soup argument

474
Sunday was going to well

455
Could you text?

443

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