Quotes

Quotes

Here we have our unique collection of quotes for you to share wherever you want! We hope you love them as much as we do.

Sarcastic quote

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Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
Sarcastic cat quote

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I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and...
Like a fish needs a raincoat

859
I need you like a fish needs a raincoat...
Your kind of crazy

845
I don't understand your specific type of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it!
Commitment

873
Be involved in things but don't commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited...
Sarcastic quote about cats

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Cats are like dogs for lazy people.
Sarcastic quotes

413
My boyfriend isn't allowed in the pool without armbands, what are you trying to drown and escape this relationship?!
sarcastic quote

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I'm not arguing I am simply explaining why I am right.
Sarcastic Exercise Quote

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I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for like 30 years, that's 10,950 sit ups and not one ab to show...
Love yourself

709
You either like me or you don't - Love yourself, don't wait for other people to do it.
Celery ewwwww

502
Little miss busy

483
Women summed up

457
Bag of idiots left open

632
Pretty clever little devil

618
Office hell

523
No need to your repeat yourself!

432
Alphabet soup argument

402
Sunday was going to well

384
Could you text?

387

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