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Sarcastic cat quote

I hate it when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, break two lamps and kill a cat…

Sarcastic cat quote

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Commitment

Be involved in things but don’t commit. Its like eggs and bacon, the chicken was involved the pig was commited…
Commitment

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I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for like 30 years, that’s 10,950 sit ups and not one ab to show for it!

Sarcastic Exercise Quote

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