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The Worst Cheesy Chat Up Lines
The Worst Cheesy Chat Up Lines

There is nothing cheesier than a chat up line.

We have collected the best of the worst cheesy chat up lines … Guys take note these wont work, please please stop using cheesy chat up lines!

1. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Cheesy chat up lines

26 Tinder Comebacks We Can All Swipe Right To
26 Tinder Comebacks We Can All Swipe Right To

These amazing tinder comebacks had us laughing out loud here. Some of these are good enough to make you change your mind about that weirdo who sent that odd message in the first place.

We love a good tinder comeback, you might not be able to find love on tinder but you sure will be able to find some good wit and have a laugh!

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24 things guys wish girls knew
24 things guys wish girls knew

24 Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear

girl asking a question

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.

put the toilet seat down

3. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.

male shopping quest

4. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.

man not thinking

5. If you think you’re fat, you may be. Don’t ask us. (besides, we’re not suicidal enough to answer anything other than “no” anyway)

Its a trap

6. Sunday is for watching sport. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. It can’t be altered so just let be.

Sunday watching sport

7. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, shortstops and carburetors.

Dont ask

8. Shopping is not a sport

man hate shopping

9. Anything you wear is fine, and you have enough clothes…. Really

nothing to wear gif

10. You have too many shoes

women have to many shoes

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

no hinting

12. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

guy forgets date

13. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

crying is blackmail

14. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.

yes and no

15. A headache that last for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.

no sex please I have a headache

16. Your mum doesn’t have to be our best friend.

worst mum

17. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.

man in charge of the grill

18. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

fake orgasm face

19. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.

let men ogle women

20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.

men getting it wrong

21. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, neither do we.

lost man

22. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

woman beats man with bag

23. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

crazy lady

24. We’re not telepathic. We can’t read your mind, so don’t blame us for not knowing something you expected us to know without telling us. Conversely, you aren’t telepathic either, so don’t get mad about what you think we’re thinking, because your guess is probably wrong.

mind reading

Learn them well please ladies.

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Don’t go we have more! How about one of these?

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17 exapmples of guys failing

These guys would probably be best just staying indoors in a soft chair. Not interacting with people, ever…

Yeah surfing do it all the time…practically a pro now

Guys failing

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Awkward much?

guys failing

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I expected more from you

basketball hi5 fail AGAIN!

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Oh my god AGAIN??!!

basketball hi5 fail

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How have you even managed that??

guys failing

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Fail dude…just fail

guys failing

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Wow leave it already!

blind hi5 fail

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“Oh sorry I didnt notice your head there…”

guys failing

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You have gone from cool to epic fail in 2 seconds flat

motorcycle fail

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Impressive…Oh perhaps not

muscle man fail

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How can you keep missing like that??

guys failing

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I actually think this is a win..

treadmill fail

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Karma’s a bitch

karma is a bitch

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Free running = incredibly cool…except this guy, this guy sucks

free running fail

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crime never pays kids!

vandalism fail

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A nice soft teddy bear for Christmas next year ehh?

yoyo fail

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Thats all folks…well except for this winner!

Winning

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Roy Hodgson In Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda Video’

These are two people we never thought we would see collaborating on a video!

If there was ever a music video we wanted to see Roy Hodgson in, it would probably be this one by Nicki Minaj.

Massive thank you to Vine user Vonstrenginho, you have made our dreams come true.

We Definitely won’t be able to look at him in the same way on Thursday night when England play their next match

Watch the England manager pulling his best moves to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj.

Roy Hodgson In Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video

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Fat Guy Goes On Tinder Date

Check out what happens when this fat guy goes on Tinder date, it might surprise you…

You can compare the reactions of these ladies with the reactions of the guys who had the same prank played on them by watching the video here : Fat Girl On Tinder Date

When the girls arranged to meet this guy, they weren’t expecting this.. See what happens when the guy they arranged to meet ahs changed a little from the photo’s he put on Tinder

source:Simple Pick Up

Want to see more videos like this? check out our laughs page here

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Fat Girl Goes On Tinder Date

What do you think will happen when they guys show up to a date arranged with a slim hottie and see this rather overweight girl instead, Check it out on the video below fat girl goes on tinder date

You can compare the difference between girls and guys reactions to the same scenario by viewing our video Fat guy goes on tinder date

When the guys arranged a date on the app tinder, this isn’t what they were expecting :

(source:Simple Pick Up)

To view more funny videos head on over to our Laughs page

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Ultimate Football Fails

The beautiful game can sometimes be a little less beautiful and a little more…well…awkward.

When football goes right it is amazing, with amazing goals and play, but when it goes wrong you get this… Ultimate football fails caught on camera and posted all over the internet.

To see more from this blogger you can visit their YouTube page by following the link below the video.

View our video of all time ultimate football fails below by clicking the play button.

(Source HeilRJ)

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