24 Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear

girl asking a question

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.

put the toilet seat down

3. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.

male shopping quest

4. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.

man not thinking

5. If you think you’re fat, you may be. Don’t ask us. (besides, we’re not suicidal enough to answer anything other than “no” anyway)

Its a trap

6. Sunday is for watching sport. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. It can’t be altered so just let be.

Sunday watching sport

7. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, shortstops and carburetors.

Dont ask

8. Shopping is not a sport

man hate shopping

9. Anything you wear is fine, and you have enough clothes…. Really

nothing to wear gif

10. You have too many shoes

women have to many shoes

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

no hinting

12. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

guy forgets date

13. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

crying is blackmail

14. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.

yes and no

15. A headache that last for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.

no sex please I have a headache

16. Your mum doesn’t have to be our best friend.

worst mum

17. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.

man in charge of the grill

18. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

fake orgasm face

19. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.

let men ogle women

20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.

men getting it wrong

21. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, neither do we.

lost man

22. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

woman beats man with bag

23. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

crazy lady

24. We’re not telepathic. We can’t read your mind, so don’t blame us for not knowing something you expected us to know without telling us. Conversely, you aren’t telepathic either, so don’t get mad about what you think we’re thinking, because your guess is probably wrong.

mind reading

Learn them well please ladies.

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